Monday, September 28, 2009

Another 5 Team Winner...

Congrats to Jim from Chilton for winning last weeks 5 team parlay. This brings the number of early season winners to 3.

Join me today as we take open line and discuss the Packer game and at 4:30 we will chat with Kevin Goldsetin from Baseball Prospectus.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

I am on Twitter...For Real...I am...No really...

Yes...I have broken down and actually started tweeting on twitter. I promise to not take this thing very seriously and will often times write really stupid stuff...but isn't that what this stupid outlet is all about? I can be foll wed by going to twitter.com/bobhoffmaster.

When I started I tried to ignore punctuation and spelling like so many of our fine, intelligent athletes seem to do (hey Nick) but forgetting everything you have always known is harder then one might think. I can not tell you where this experiment might lead but I assume I will tweet during games, perhaps as I watch some TV and at some point I may tweet during an evening of heavy drinking ( just to keep you informed on the number of beers I consume...now that is entertainment). So if you are interested please sign up and follow me on twitter so you too can lead an exciting, amazing life.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Psuedo Tweet #20

y'all no i am very stressed...sorry for callin u haters..out!

Psuedo Tweet #19

attention y'all! huge newz commin on my show!!! oh..y'all a buncha Haters!!!...out

Psuedo Tweet #18

stomach ache!!! have to go do some read'in...brb y'all...out!

Psuedo Tweet #17

Today I will be joined by Blaise Wineter and Kevin Glodstein from Baseball Prospectus.

wait i spelled those names right...back to tweet form...

2day.blaz wintr & kevn goldseen from bbprospcts

Psuedo Tweet #16

bored, bored, bored, bored,bored,bored...OMG i am bored...

Psuedo Tweet #15

k...HUGE NEWS...i ate a grilled cheese 4 lunch...nad a granny smith appl...mmm good

Psuedo Tweet #14

huge news commin y'all...stay tuned!!!

Psuedo Tweet #13

im wering a white shirt...w a pocket...out!

Psuedo Tweet #12

maybe a nice egg sald w a aplle...Macs in season y'all

Psuedo Tweet #11

what hsould i eet for lunch?

Psuedo tweet #10

i hope it rains yall...cuz rain be wet...out!


(I really have nothing to say but I thought "MY FANS" might be expecting something)

Psuedo Tweet #9

yo...i goin to jump in stands in st louise...who w/ me...out!

Psuedo tweet #8

im hungry i need a donut...or porkchop...out!

Psuedo tweet #7

sorry yall thta was way cold on my part...out!

Psuedo tweet #6

yo haters...kiss my a!$...out!

Psuedo Tweet #5

goin on air on kfiz...smells like bergr king in studio...lol...out!

sorry about last tweet...

Apparently Larry King hacked into my account.

Psuedo Tweet #4

i luv a good ernie borgnine movie

Psuedo tweet #3

oatmeel bars doin the job...time for some paper read'in...out!

Psuedo Tweet #2

ate me 2 otemeal bars got to keep reglar you no...out!

Psuedo Tweet #1...

yo wiped dew off my car window y'all. out!

Twitter = A New Low For Mankind...

Why anyone would care what Nick Barnett has to say about anything is beyond me.

How about this actual dandy from Britney Spears...“I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute! –Britney”...

Or the apparently still popular MC Hammer...“I appreciate all the love (tweets) of congratulations you sent to me about the Super Bowl commercial (Cash4Gold) ...it means a lot..thanks” .

I am very excited to read this insight from Snoop Dogg...“Who's down to ride with Dogg???”

I have no intention of actually going on Twitter and tweeting but I will spend today giving you a little insight into an incredibly exciting day in the life of Bob Hoffmaster on my blog. I hope you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Contest winners and today's show...

Each week I will post any contest winners we may have from 5 Team Parlay or our Best Bet segment with Lew. Last week the real winner was anyone that took Lew's advice on the weeks games as he was 12-3-1 in the NFL. That is a bunch of "pizza". Frank from Sheboygan chose to agree with Lew's pick of Philly over Carolina by 2.5. This was a good thing because his alternative was my pick of Cincy over Denver by 4. Hey I never said I was a handicapper. As far as 5 Team Parlay... Pat from Brillion was a winner this week...that makes 2 winners in 2 weeks. There is no way that continues.

Join me today as we talk with Lew Gruppo and preview the UW-Wofford game with Mark Hauser, the voice of Wofford football.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Friday Show...

Today we will talk with Paul Loeffler, the voice of Fresno State football and Pigskin Paul will give us a look at some of the "draftable" players that will be on your TV screens this weekend. We will also play some 5 Team Parlay at 4:07. Last weeks parlay had a winner...Pat from Fondy hit all 5 games against the spread.